SNOW WHITE, THE HUNTSMAN AND THE BANGSA MERAPU

For the past few days my Twitter timeline has been filled with "Snow White and The Huntsman". 

People check-in, leaving comments about it, bla bla bla. To be frank, I don't fancy Kristen Stewart.... (OK I hate her, I don't think she can act); but the hype is that good, that I was feeling left out for not watching it. So I checked with Azy, one of my bffs, and she said "OK jom pi!"

Jadi kami pun pi la tengok yesterday at Tropicana City Mall. 

After we took our awesome seats, the trailers started to roll. 

Lepaih tu, kami nampak this one cinema worker helping out some people find their seats. Suddenly seeing him (or her. Couldn't see cause it was so dark) holding that torch light looked pretty cool. 

"Huish! Ada lagi na orang keja bawak masuk orang tunjuk seat lagu ni. Aku ingat zaman dulu kala ja," Azy said. 

"Baguih jugak kalau aku mintak keja part time kat sini. Bawak-bawak orang tunjuk seat. Bukannya susah. Bukannya nak pakai tenaga banyak pn. I could really use some extra money," aku pulak masa tu la ada "light bulb" moment. 

And suddenly, the movie started. 

We were all quiet, concentrating on the movie. 

It started with a scene of a kingdom, filled with snow. It is all white, peaceful and beautiful. A queen is walking around and she sees a red rose. She touches it, and her finger bleeds from touching the thorn. Three drops of blood fall on the snow.... 

"Kalau aku keja sini, aku nanti bawak torch light yang besaq yang masuk utan punya tu. Yang terang gila-gila tu. Satu panggung nanti terang balik apa," I heard myself whispering to Azy. 

Azy dengan pantasnya menjawab, "Kalau aku, aku pakai helmet yang ada torch light tu teruih. Kalau mai interview aku bawak skali helmet tu. Confirm dapat keja." 

Damn it. 

Her torch light is much cooler!

Our eyes went back to the screen. 

Snow White is walking with her friend, William. She is holding a pigeon. An injured pigeon. 

She goes into the castle to see her mom and tells her mom about the pigeon. Her mom kisses her and tells her what a beautiful girl she is, inside and outside. Snow White smiles and says...

"Helmet yang orang dok guna nak gali lubang, nak cari lombong maih tu hang bawak mai keja? Gagah gila. Orang nak tanya seat depa kat mana pun takot apa. Takpun depa nanti kata 'org keja kontrak mana pulak telepaih ni'," aku bisik kat Azy lagi.

Azy membalas dengan sopan, "Kojaq." 

Snow White leads her army to attack Ravenna. Blood spills everywhere.... kill.... blood... die.... blood... everywhere.... Snow White looks for Ravenna. Only she can kill that devil. When she finds Ravenna, she says... 

"Kalau aku, lagi sejam cita ni nak habih, dah bukak siap-siap dah pintu Exit tu," aku bisik pulak kat telinga Azy. 

"Tak payah tutup teruih la dari mula cita lagu tu. Senang keja hang," respon Azy. "Aku tau... kalau hang keja sini, cita ni tak habih lagi dah dok kutip sampah!" 

"Tau takpa. Pi kat semua orang mintak bekaih-bekaih ayaq, bekaih popcorn semua aku nak buang. Tak boleh tengok semak-semak semua. Aku naik ketaq kepala," aku menyambung. Time tu memang betoi ketaq kepala aku imagine sampah sarap dalam panggung.

  

Snow White kills Ravenna. 

She is now the queen of her kingdom. She stands up before her people, looks at each and everyone of them with full of love, and says...

"Depa nanti kata 'ni kami tak habih tengok lagi cita ni. Tunggu la, sat lagi angkat la sampah'," Azy pulak sambung. 

"Aku nanti bagi tau teruih apa kesudahan cita tu."

"Keja tak dan sehari, kena buang keja teruih apa. Boss hang nanti kata ada jugak orang GILA lagu ni kat dunia ni," Azy said, while both of us getting up from our seats. 

"Tak payah la kot mintak keja kat sini na," aku merumuskan sambil keluaq dari panggung.

Oh, what do I think of Snow White and The Huntsman? 

Well... if it didn't keep us quiet, it wasn't THAT good.