KEJADIAN DI STARBUCKS MASALAM

My daily Ramadan routine on a weekday is get back from work, buy food for iftar, solat Maghrib, and head straight to Masjid Sultan Salahudin Abdul Aziz Shah. I'm just in love with this mosque. If you guys have the chance, come perform tarawih here.

Masa remaja-remaja dulu, rajin la pakai baju kurung, pakai tudung lawa-lawa, bawak telekung and only pakai telekung once masuk masjid.

Lani?

Long sleeve t-shirt, track bottom, and teruih serelom telekung siap-siap. Habis cerita. Selesa pun selesa. Kalau pakai elok-elok pun bukan ada orang nak mai masuk meminang. *emo*

So yeah, that is my daily routine and daily outfit to the mosque so far since Ramadan started.

But tonight..... was a little bit special.

I realised that it has been 4 days since I had coffee! That is like, a big crime for coffee drinkers.
So, I was determined to get my usual Venti Iced Vanilla Latte at Starbucks Plaza Shah Alam, also known as Masalam for short.

After performing tarawih, I headed to my car, which was parked quite far away from the mosque, and I actually sesat. Menghala ke jalan lain. Aku salahkan mamat comel yang berjubah dan berkopiah di perkarangan masjid tadi. Nampak dia teruih telupa park keta kat mana.... hmmmm...

Anyways, lepaih dah jumpa Kenderaan Pendek aku, I went in, and I put on my bibik Myanmar tudung. It's the easiest tudung I have. How do I make you gentlemen understand how easy it is... Oh! It's like a clip-on tie. Except that this one is a tudung, so you don't wrap it around your neck, you put it on your head. Got it? Great!

So I hid under my telekung and put on the clip-on-bibik-Myanmar tudung. Tadaaa! Siap!

Excitedly, I drove. I think I was smiling all the way to Starbucks. Yeah, that's how excited I was to get my coffee.

I finally arrived. I went out of the car, in my clip-on, bibik Myanmar tudung, my lame long sleeve t-shirt, my nineteen ringgit track bottom and selipar.

Berjalan dengan lajunya, tak tengok kiri kanan, I entered Starbucks. "Ahhhh...." aku menghirup udara tak brapa segar tapi bau coffee yang sedap dalam Starbucks tersebut. Lepaih ordered my coffee, I waited kat tepi counter tu.

I didn't bring my phone, so I was kinda mati kutu nak buat apa sambil menunggu tu. Dah la tengah low self-esteem sebab berpakaian tak menepati cita rasa sendiri. But then I thought... whatever. Bukannya nak terjumpa siapapun. Nak quickly get coffee ja pun.

Tiba-tiba, aku tertengok kat luar and I couldn't believe my eyes. Wait... this can't be possible...!

ANUAR ZAIN?
ANUAR ZAIN??!!
ANUAR ZAIN!!!!!!!

OMG YES! Anuar Zain was there, having coffee and lepaking with his friends, looking all handsome and perfect!

My oh my... I used to have a crush on this guy. But that was a long time ago, before I found out Ryan Gosling exists. But still, after seeing him before my eyes, tiba-tiba rasa ada crush balik kat dia. (Don't worry, Ryan. You're still number 2 on my list.) 
 
Kalau diikutkan hati, nak ja aku pi kat dia and kata,"Haish... Anuar Zain oh Anuar Zain... Masa aku pakai elok-elok, pakai kasut tinggi lima belaih inci, bubuh bedak banyak-banyak, tonyoh blusher sampai merah mcm bijik saga, di mana hang? Di mana?! DI MANA??!! Masa aku pakai tudung keramat ni jugak la hang muncui. Ha elok, elok... Elok sangat! Lani kita putuih!"

Akibat takut di ban daripada pi Starbucks tu lagi, aku memutuskan untuk tidak menurutkan hati dan perasaan, lalu beredar dengan sopannya dari Starbucks tersebut.

The End.