10 Things I Should Not Do When Riding Motorcycle (but I do it anyway)

1. Day dreaming (which I’m soo damn good at)
2. Listening to the radio (because ‘Fafau’ and ‘FBI’ crack me up and simply because it is so damn bored riding a 45-minutes journey listening to the sound of the engine)
3. Glancing at Volkswagen Golf (it’s too beautiful~~)
4. Singing (well, I don’t really sing but when it comes to my fav song, sometimes I feel like singing along and that’s when all the dusts from the streets, cars, other motorcycles, buses, lorries, go into my mouth.)
5. Wearing make up (I’m not really a make up kinda girl but when I’m in the mood, I’ll spend some time to put some on. Then, here comes the rain and there goes my make up. Damn!)
6. Wearing lipstick (again, the dusts. By the time I get to the office, instead the color of pink, I get the color of black on my lips)
7. Yawning (again, the dusts)
8. Passing at the corner (I know it’s dangerous, but, hear me out. When you come across a guy riding at 20km/h, would you wait??? If I run, I’d still be faster that him. I haven’t got all day for God’s sake. I’m late for work!)
9. Forget to check the side mirror (I do look at it from time to time but there’s a time when I just checked it and all of a sudden this maniac passed me like a hurricane! I could have a heart attack if this happened everyday!)
10. Sneezing (do you realize that everytime you sneeze, your eyes will automatically close itself? So my friend suggested – pull over if you feel like sneezing. It’s like “I need to stop to sneeze!”)

GOOD CRAP

I was browsing through my hardisk, and found soooo many crap! Good crap, I mean. This is one of it. My chat with an ex-classmate, Eryn. Laughed my ass off when I read this. God I miss her and the rest of the classmates :) 

(She just shared with me lyrics of a song. Masa ni dia tengah dilamun cinta agaknya) 

 

Me: sedapppp

Eryn: hehehhe. nak kasi ko dgr, ko takde earphone

Aku: Lagu sapa tu? Lagu negara uganda ka?

Eryn: vina panduwinata. indon la mangkuk

Me: ooo... aku ingatkan national anthem uganda. pelik gak. cane uganda pandai cakap melayu lak. huhu

Eryn: ko bangang ke bodoh nie

Me: ehehehe. Pelikkan. ko slalu ja kata aku bodoh, bangang, tapi aku tak penah nak kecik ati

Eryn: astaga udang

Me: tapi bile ko bubuh name anak ko xde aura nama aku, aku kecik ati.

Eryn: nasib baik jarak opis ko ngan aku agak jauh. aku sambar kilat motor ko lagik kang. biar tinggal wayar je

Me: moto ade wayar ke?

Eryn: ko seret la wayar tu jenjalan. ade.

Me: wayar kipas opis ko yang ko cucuk kat laptop daus ka? ko pening ke dengan soalan aku ini?

Erynos: huh. aku memang dah penin, ko nak peningkan pun, suke ati ko la. 

Hahaha....! Now is she happily married with 2 kids! 

Time changes everything, but I hope she is still the same, crazy Eryn I know. 

ZAMAN DEGREE

Pada suatu hari, sang rimau berasa sangat boring membuat assignment yang diberikan oleh sang rahim. Lalu sang rimau pun kuar dari habitatnya lalu mencari apa2 jenis sang yang boleh dikacau untuk  menghilangkan kebosanannya itu.

Kira-kira pukul 3 petang macam tu, sang rimau telah sesat lalu ternampak seekor spesis yang panjang ekornye. Sang rimau pun hairan. “Sape lak ni menyemak je kat sini.” bisik sang rimau. Lalu sang rimau pun mendekati makhluk Tuhan yang tak brape seksi itu.

"Ohh berbulu... macam aku jugak.. ,” bisik ati sang rimau apabile melihat makhluk yang berbulu itu. Sang rimau menyembunyikan dirinya di belakang tabir.

Ketika itu makhluk yang berbulu itu sedang membuat sesuatu. "Nampaknye die dah tau aku ade kat blakang tabir ni” bisik sang rimau lagi. Sang rimau bersiap sedia sekiranya makhluk berbulu dan berekor panjang itu menyerangnya. Makhluk itu bergerak, lalu tanpa berfikir panjang lagi, sang rimau menerkam makhluk berbulu dan berekor panjang itu dengan ganas sekali.

"WARRGHHH!!!” sang rimau mengaum. Yang peliknye, tak tekejut pulak si makhluk berbulu dan berekor panjang itu.

Lalu sang rimau pun bertanya, "Nape ko ni? Ape ko buat ni?”

"Aku tengah main SIMS. Jangan kaco aku,” jawab si makhluk yang berbulu dan berekor panjang itu. Lalu sang rimau pun sudah ilang kebosanan dan pulang untuk menghabiskan assignment sang rahim yang akan disubmit esok.

Sekian.

Soalan minggu ini:

1) Apakah nama makhluk berbulu dan berekor panjang di dalam cerpen di atas?