Cerita Rakyat: Persembahan

Alhamdulillah, last week Azy and I went to UIA for a talk.
Apparently there's this group called The Muslim Heroes which organises awesome Islamic talks. So we went to the Zeroes series, and the topic that night was Qaroon.

After the first session of the talk, there was some video presentation and there were 2 guys who performed nasyid. It was so cool, MashaAllah.

Then, Azy kalih kat aku, berbisik, "Aku nak buat persembahan minggu depan. Nak habaq kat depa ni kata nak volunteer menyanyi."

Aku terdiam sejenak. Lalu menyambung, "Hang bukan saja nak menyanyi. Masa pembukaan persembahan hang, hang nanti turun dari ataih ceiling pentaih tu. Siap asap-asap colour semua."

"Jenoh... Mau nak turun tu pulak tersangkut lagu mana ka," Azy menyambung.

"MEMANG NANTI SANGKUT PUNYA! Aku tau la AKU yang dok pegang tali tu bawak turun hang. Talk tu kalau sejam, PAT PULUH LIMA MINIT tu hang punya persembahan saja. SETENGAH JAM sangkut. 15 minit menyanyi. Yang speaker tu nanti cakap 15 minit saja," aku menambah nasik tambah 5 pot.

"Adoila... dengaq pun boleh buat sakit hati," Azy berkata sambil urut-urut dada.

"Yang paling best, depa tak mintak langsung hang menyanyi. Kenai hang pun dak," aku berkata lalu mengakhiri cerita rakyat kami pada malam itu.

Sekian.