Once I was done mandi, I came out, put clothes on, and started to check email.
Kak Lina was still watching the movie.
"Pompuan ni kan! Dah tau someone dok kejaq depa, boleh pulak buat benda bodo!!" Kak Lina yelled at the TV screen.
I was like, Oooookaaaaay... Menonton dengan penuh perasaan Kak Lina ni.
So aku pun melayan la..
"What happened?" I asked.
"Tak la.. tengok la pompuan ni. Ada orang dok hambat depa, dia boleh pi telefon this guy! Bodo ka apa ni?!" Kak Lina bercerita dengan penuh perasaan seperti dia sama-sama melarikan diri bersama perempuan tersebut.
"Then they can track her whereabouts la... hmmm...," aku jawab dengan penuh cool dan chill. Then I continued to check my email.
"HA! KAN DAH KENA TRACK! MANA POMPUAN NI NAK PI PULAK?! JUST STAY WITH THAT GUY, STAY WITH HIM!!!" Huish! Marah sungguh Kak Lina dengan minah ni. Kalau ada depan muka mesti dah kena sedekah. ("Sedekah" di dalam konteks ini bermaksud "belasah". See, my blog is not that useless after all. You learned something new, didn't you?!)
I looked at Kak Lina and said, "Huish.. chill, chill Kak Lina... it's just a movie."
The girl went back to that guy. They were on a train, and they were alone.
And then, they were getting close and closer to each other. And then, they started kissing.
"AMBOI TGK SAT DALAM DOK KENA HAMBAT TU DAN LAGI NAK CIUM-CIUM SEMUA?! TAK PADAN DENGAN TAK CUKUP UMOQ! AMBOI BUDAK-BUDAK ZAMAN LANI LA!!!"
No, no. That wasn't Kak Lina.
That was me.