TWILIGHT THE BIJIK SAGA - Breaking Dawn Part 2

Yesterday Azy and I went to watch Twilight Breaking Dawn Part 2. I am not a Twilight fan. I just don’t get why 2 good-looking guys chasing a girl who doesn’t even have a character. I just don’t get it. Anyway, cik Azimah kita ni la nak tengok sangat Jacob dia tu… benci punya pasai ikut ja la pi.. (sayang tak mau mengaku punya kawan aku ni)

The story shows how Bella has become a vampire, and that Edward and her have a child named Renesmeberry. What? The name is wrong? Haaa.. sebab tu la orang-orang tua pesan jangan dok boh nama anak payah-payah. Siti, Aminah, Rosnah, Sakinah semua dok ada, dok pilih yang susah-susah pasaipa. (tak sedaq diri nama aku Nurisfahanis)

So yeah, they have a computer-generate child. It’s so obvious I find it funny. Even scary. They should’ve spent more time making it look more real. Tapi come to think about it again, tu anak vampire, it IS supposed to look scary. Ok enough about the baby.

Other than the fact that menjadi anak derhaka sebab tinggai mak bapak hanya kerana seorang kekasih, another thing that I find irritating about Bella is her mouth yang constantly ternganga.

Aku bisik kat Azy, “Deni awat suka nganga. Sampai aku terikut ternganga sekali ni. Lengoh mulut aku.”

Then there was a scene where Bella’s dad came to see her for the first time after she became a vampire. Edward whispered to Jacob and the rest of the family, “Let’s give them some privacy guys.”

“Yang deni pulak becakap macam dalam mulut ada emaih pasai pa tak tau. Cakap apapun tak dengaq. Macam penakot ja.. Pontianak penakot ka?!” Azy pulak hangat ati kat Edward sebab tak becakap kuat macam dia.

Aku pun apa lagi.. boh nasik tambah la… “Tula pasai. Becakap lagu orang saket. Kalau lagu ni punya becakap lagu mana nak pi interview keja semua nanti? Memang tak dapat la keja tu...Kalau masuk Kadet Remaja Sekolah, confirm la tak dapat dapat jadi komander!”

Dan dalam kegelapan panggung tu, aku boleh “nampak” Azy bagi amboi-deni-menyimpang-terok-aih punya look kat aku.

We arrived at the last scene of the movie.

Bella and Edward were at a beautiful sort of garden, full of flowers in purple. Both of them so deeply in love, Bella expressing how much she loves Edward bla bla bla. And then, she looked at him and said, “I have to tell you something…”

“MENGANDUNG pulak dah?” aku menyampuk ala-ala mami jarum the movie.

Azy yang baru sudah menelan ayaq mineral water yang dibeli di Jusco itu tergelak besaq.

“Hang ni nasib baik aku dan telan ayaq! Kalau tak, tersemboq ayaq aku minum, basah kepala maknya depan ni rah!" 

Kalau la jadi lagu tu, si Voliture and the Cullen & Gang tak jadi berperang dalam movie tu, KAMI yang nanti perang dengan maknya dalam panggung tu. 

What? It's not Voliture? Haa tu la. Boh nama orang jahat pun bukan main punya susah. Tengok P. Ramlee. Dia boh Sarip Dol ja. Sampai lani orang ingat.  

Kesimpulannya, aku tak dak la rasa nak strangle myself after watching this movie. It is okay compared to the last one. 

However, I didn't like the way the director told the story. 

Nothing creative about how it was shot. 

Script pun biasa ja, nothing deep. 

And Bella is very much emotionally disconnected from her daughter. 
I didn't feel her love for Renesmulberryblackberrybold.   

Sekain. Eh, sekian. 

 

 

Edward dan Bella sedang bercengkerama di bawah sinar lampu minyak tanah.

 

 

Tengok! Tengok cincin pun nak tenganga. Tak penah tengok cincin ka? Awat yang aku dok hangat ati sangat kat Bella ni pun aku tak tau la.